Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Today's Uplifting Music from Senator Orrin Hatch (R-UT)

I like to tease my webmaster, Nathan, with the continuing adventures of his state's senior Senator. He lives in Utah, where it's hot as blue blazes and by the grace of God they are lucky enough to have a Senator who knows the gays must not marry, who knows the video games must not be violent, who knows the flag must remain un-burnt, and who by God, knows that the terrorists illegal immigrants must not win corrupt us with their singing in foreign languages. The Lord knows they've already do so much with their marihuana.

In this spirit, I bring all of you: Hatchmusic.com. As the website says,

Music became an integral part of Orrin's life at a young age. Even though his parents, Helen and Jesse, were very poor, they made great sacrifices to allow their children to experiment[...]with different instruments.


The best compilation of theocratic balads since young Johnny Ashcroft stepped down from the Justice Department.

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1 comment:

DeMoss said...

Indeed, but with the current 90% rate of encombant returns and this cycle's depressingly low turnout I won't be holding my breath...especially not if the results of this cycle turn out to be as soul destroying as the last...oh, I don't know...four, eight...ninety-seven...If memory serves, our Senatorial superstar isn't even up for a challenged until 2008. I'll be trusting you to keep me abreast of any situations, should they unfold. Like all states, mine is a bit myopic. We don't get much news for the other 49...unless you count The Daily Show.