Dog Vomit

Dog parents will tell you, when a dog pukes on your lap it’s really a sign of affection. “She felt bad so she went to you. She was, like, ‘Dave, help me, I don’t feel good.’”

You will believe this.

You will go home and review a superhero cartoon movie, Ultimate Avengers. Because what the hell else is there to do around here? It’s not like you’re trying to combat the rising tide of entropy or anything.

No. Nothing like that at all.