Make Jesus Turn Around and Say, "Yo, Pac, this nigga flipped it."

In my research I've uncovered a vast array of data on the true religious character of America. I'm aided in this by Valparaiso University of Indiana, which has quite the collection of nicely colored county maps within its database. The maps provide a breakdown of religious affiliation as a percentage of population. The contrast between my birth state (Missouri) and my adopted home (Oregon) is quite a sight to behold.